GUYS I’M CRYING
Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.
John Green gettin’ sassy in the most truthful way. Preach it, dude.
why is this perfect
it shouldn’t be perfect
but it is
MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED
I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A FANVIDEO OF CAS AND DEAN THROUGH THE SEASONS WITH THIS AUDIO.
Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.
fucking canada made the invisibility cloak
I LOVE MY COUNTRY!