professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
THE CARRIE DIARIES HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A SEASON...
thecarriesdiaries: GUYS I’M CRYING
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail